fuckingkisses:

i just learned koalas sleep for 20 hours a day and use the other 4 hours to eat and look for mates. i am literally a koala bear.

snazziest:

I was driving home and there was a banana peel in the road and I almost had a heart attack trying to avoid it until I realised that I’m not in Mario Kart and banana peels won’t kill me if I run them over…